jakit

Pimps

I was watching The Daily Show recently; specifically, an episode featuring Ben Stiller discussing his new film, Tropic Thunder. I noticed that the interview seemed to be going a little bit longer than normal and that Jon was pimping the movie a tad too much. So, I did some quick research on the internet and, lo and behold, it turns out that Comedy Central (which broadcasts the Daily Show) and Dreamworks (which distributes Tropic Thunder) are both owned by Viacom.

Coincidence?

Me thinks not.

It's a dirty world out there. Gotta keep your wits about ya'.

Quote

"Watch the pincer movement. If you’re sick of one version, we push you into the other. We get you coming and going. We’ve closed the doors. We’ve fixed the coin. Heads—collectivism, and tails—collectivism. Fight the doctrine which slaughters the individual with a doctrine which slaughters the individual. Give up your soul to a council—or give it up to a leader. But give it up, give it up, give it up. My technique . . . . Offer poison as food and poison as antidote...."

- Ellsworth Toohey

Catos Roto League Prayer

Oh Lord,
beautiful, blessed Lord,
thank you for this gift thou hast bestowed upon me
of two home runs and six rbi
from David Ortiz.

Amen.