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Pete Swears a Lot

This cracks me up.

From my Final Draft screenplay program:

PROFANITY REPORT FOR "LEISURE"
This profanity report should be used as a general guide to the profanity content of your script. Some of the items in this report may not be actual profanity and other real instances in your script may have been missed.

"Ass"  (13 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
6, 12, 13, 19, 23, 54, 55, 61, 68, 70, 93, 112, 115
It is spoken by the following characters:
BARNEY, FRANKLIN, JAKE, LEILA, PETE, TOM

"Asshole"  (2 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
59, 66
It is spoken by the following characters:
MARK, PETE

"Bitch"  (5 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
2, 3, 70, 96
It is spoken by the following characters:
JAKE, PETE

"Bullshit"  (8 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
23, 40, 55, 56, 81, 103
It is spoken by the following characters:
FRANKLIN, JAKE, PETE

"Crap"  (2 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
68, 72
It is spoken by the following characters:
FRANKLIN

"Damn"  (6 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
7, 21, 50, 59, 74, 87
It is spoken by the following characters:
ED, JAKE, MARK, PETE

"Dick"  (1 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
41
It is spoken by the following characters:
PETE

"Fuck"  (33 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
4, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 15, 27, 54, 63, 65, 73, 74, 75, 77, 79, 80, 81, 88, 90, 91, 93, 94, 110, 111
It is spoken by the following characters:
ALT GIRL 2, BARNEY, FRANKLIN, JAKE, LARS, NED, PETE, TOM

"Fucked"  (1 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
9
It is spoken by the following characters:
BARNEY

"Fucker"  (3 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
3, 37, 41
It is spoken by the following characters:
JAKE, PETE

"Fucking"  (39 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
2, 4, 6, 7, 8, 11, 12, 16, 22, 26, 31, 41, 54, 55, 56,
59, 61, 65, 74, 81, 86, 90, 91, 93, 94, 96, 97, 103, 107, 111
It is spoken by the following characters:
ALT GUY, BARNEY, BOB, FRANKLIN, GEORGE, HANK, JAKE, LANCE, LARS, LEILA, MARK, NED, PETE, RALPH, TOM

"Pissed"  (1 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
7
It is spoken by the following characters:
JAKE

"Pussy"  (3 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
60, 77, 78
It is spoken by the following characters:
BARNEY, LEILA, PETE

"Shit"  (22 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
2, 9, 11, 19, 23, 25, 36, 53, 63, 65, 77, 79, 81, 93, 98
It is spoken by the following characters:
BARNEY, JAKE, PETE, RALPH, TOM, WALLY

And this list is from the screenplay. It doesn't take into account all the swearing that the actors added themselves. For instance, while editing once I counted 14 motherfuckers from Chris Ferreria in a single 90 second sequence.

It's stuff like this that is leading to the corruption of today's youth.

chrishorvath on January 05, 2010 in Junk Culture |

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